Stupidly Silly Seasonal 600

The Stupidly Silly Seasonal 600 uses the tried and tested Full Fat Festive 500 route with a bit extra over to the east. Be prepared for anything; from freezing cold to winter sun & blue skies to hurricane winds & rain.

Easton, City of Bristol | Tue 29th Dec 2026 @ 06:00

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Summary

When

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Tue 29th December 2026
06:00 - 22:44
Wed 30th December 2026

Where

Headquarters
Berwick Road
Easton, BS5 6NG

Who

Organiser:

What

Series: Great Western Randonnées

Stupidly Silly Seasonal 600 1

Brief

The Stupidly Silly Seasonal 600 uses the tried and tested Full Fat Festive 500 route with a bit extra over to the east. Be prepared for anything; from freezing cold to winter sun & blue skies to hurricane winds & rain.

Event Info

Cost:
£12.00
Closes:
28/12/26 @ 18:00
Type:
BR
Eligible:
Audax Awards
Award Distance:
600
Total Distance:
611 km
Speeds:
15-30 kph
Duration:
40h44
AAA: 0.00
Rainbow Flat
Climb:
4043m

Facilities

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Overview

Why not turn the Full Fat Festive 500 into a Stupidly Silly Seasonal 600?

THIS IS NOT A PBP QUALIFIER!

I did ask if this could be a BRM-PBP event but alas I was told I was stupidly silly...

Description

Heading off into the early morning the silence of the city outskirts gives way to eager birdsong. Climb atop the Cotswolds for an easy ride to the first control. Onwards edging the Thames Valley, passing through the centre of Oxford and crossing Ot Moor to the lunch stop. Leaving the Vale of Aylesham passing through Woburn Park for a quick run to Cambridge.

Now you head off the Full Fat Festive 500 route on roads I've used in the past for charity events; cross the Devil's Ditch into Suffolk and over to Bury St. Edmunds, have a lark up the River Lark to halfway at Mildenhall, will you take an early nap at Barton Mills services? Back into Cambridgeshire, slow for the River Snail before crossing the Rivers Can and Great Ouse as you pick the FFF500 route back up again in St. Ives.

Did you sleep, is it still night, will the twinkle of Higham Ferrers' Christmas lights catch you? Or is morning slowly dawning as you approach Northampton with it's Christmas tree atop the National Lift Tower? Onwards and over rolling hills perhaps still with twinkling stars...

From the M40 crossing it's fast to the Fosse Way, tickle the Cotswolds and cross the Vale of Evesham. It all becomes a blur; Teddington services for a final bite, head down into the Severn Valley and you're almost back, straight down the A38, Gloucester, keep going, Thornbury traffic lights, left just after past the quarry, Old Gloucester Rd, edge of the city, nearly there, last descent, done! I have done this route bar a few changes thrice in the past between Xmas & NYE; with weather ranging from freezing cold with ice and frost to glorious sunshine one day followed by hurricane winds and walls of water the next to unseasonally warm and benign - be prepared for anything!

Details

Hot drinks at the start. I'm hoping to ride this or the FFF500 so no food at the finish, unless I don't...

Important

This is an X-rated event for experienced randonneurs and endurance cyclists only. The organiser accepts no responsibility for winter weather or road conditions and you undertake this event entirely at your own risk.

Navigation

Route notes and a variety of files/links will be available usually 5 days before the event.

Will's are considered the Gold Standard for AUK events!

Map

The interactive map below is a guide, subject to change and not necessarily the final version. Toggle 'chart' for elevation & approx. slope %; now works in full screen too.

Route & validation

  • The route is advisory - you just have to visit the controls and gain proof of passage - there may be parts that you'd like to take a different route and that is entirely up to you - the time limit for the event doesn't change!
  • Validation: Instant - you get to take your validated brevet card home straight away at the end of the event.

Start details

Parking:

Local residential streets have no restrictions.
STAPLETON ROAD DOES.
Alternatively use Bristol Parkway long stay
For full details see Headquarters

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